Loot Box April Fools Prank

I'm pleased to announce, thanks to the admins, the start of the Fantendo Loot Box System! This system will allow you to take a stab at scoring some sweet prizes, along with a sense of pride and accomplishment, to help with your article creation!

How does it work?
Eventually, we'll get a header up top for the loot box system, as seen in this diagram:



For now, just head to here in order to purchase yours.

What's in a loot box, and how much do they cost?
Loot Boxes come in several packages: Once you have a Loot Box, you can open it from your user page, and should see results like this:
 * 1 Loot Box for 300 Rupees
 * 69 Loot Boxes for 420 Coins
 * 1337 Loot Boxes for your soul
 * 3.14 Loot Boxes for $49.99



Loot Boxes are capable of containing various things: Overall, loot boxes are a great investment here on Fantendo. Make sure to buy some!
 * Licenses to make articles for specific franchises/characters
 * Sysop Approvals
 * Article Comments
 * A free copy of Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon: Virtual Boy Edition
 * Half-Life 3's development period being accelerated by one year.
 * Half-Life 3's development period being accelerated by one year.

Fantendo is not responsible for any injuries, deaths, or incidents caused by loot boxes. All loot boxes are non-refundable.